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New Words for the New Year
Boshnogger: My little brother made this word up when he was 7 to substitute for curse words. It’s time for boshnogger to spread its wings. In the early 1990s, a very sh””tty game called “Pogs” was...
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The Bright Side of the Apocalypse
A bunch of people with beards on the History Channel think the world is coming to an end in December. You’ve probably got your meth basement all stocked with water and tuna fish by now. Instead of...
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Jiujitsu Mole Removal
Are you tired of straight teeth, nose, and toes? Would you like someone to accidentally fart in your mouth whilst trying to choke you? If so, head on down to your local Brazilian jiujitsu class for a...
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That’s How I Troll!
“Troll” is currently a popular term in internet comment sections. It’s used to describe negative buttholes who skim through articles for the sole purpose of leaving wretched, sometimes completely...
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Lord Boner of Titicaca
If you are into HBO’s Game of Thrones, you probably fall into one of three categories of fans. The first group includes people who haven’t read a book since Bobby Hebert was a quarterback. They can’t...
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I Want Chris Harrison’s Job
No matter how much you hate reality TV, you are bound to get sucked in from time to time. My wife is a very intelligent woman, but she watches Housewives, Mob Wives, and a few of the others because she...
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Lowrey Ball
On the corner of Harry and Donmoor, he heard the slutty mating call of the three-toed she-sloth. She wasn't native to these parts, but neither was he. He climbed the tree.The post Lowrey Ball appeared...
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Your Epidermis Is Showing
Some elderly people were pissed because they could see the butt cracks and dick shadows of some whippersnappers wearing pajama pants with no underwear at Wally World.The post Your Epidermis Is Showing...
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Take a Man’s Word This Christmas
Before you rush out and buy your guy an ugly-ass Cosby sweater or cologne that smells like Persian kiosk people, please take a look at this list.The post Take a Man’s Word This Christmas appeared first...
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Lingerie Football League Puts Its Clothes On
The Lingerie Football League was conceptualized as an alternative for the steaming dump we know as the Super Bowl halftime show. It has teams in several major markets and blah, blah, blah. Nobody gives...
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TNA Wrestles Its Way Inside of Us
TNA Wrestling's Gut Check Seminar will bring together the best of Baton Rouge's No. 37 ranked wrestling talent pool. Not a wrestler? TNA is looking for aspiring announcers, managers, referees, and...
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Jenna Jameson Cums Out of Retirement
Jenna Jameson is going to dust off her cooter and put the old cleats back on. I have mixed emotions about this, but mostly just bad ones that are all mixed together.The post Jenna Jameson Cums Out of...
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Sexy Rat Party Goes Cannibalistic
Michael Atkinson on the abandoned Russian cruise ship Lyubov Orlova and her compliment of copious rats fighting for survival.The post Sexy Rat Party Goes Cannibalistic appeared first on The Red Shtick.
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